The cyclical nature of defeat: Holiday Parties part II

(Far too fatigued to count days.)

I am amazed and appalled that the following a.) exists and b.) tastes so akin to death lingering in my mouth.   Although, in death’s defense, I knew what I was getting into beforehand.  This, on the other hand, was far viler than I could ever imagine.   The “Kickbutt: Amped Energy Ballz” are supposedly cappuccino flavored and taste as wretched as you can imagine, probably worse.  Why did I even participate in this grandiose, overwrought energy-seeking scheme?  Extreme sleep deprivation followed by an extraordinary amount of food, followed by egg nog.  The coma-inducing combo of food + booze at noon, after no sleep, is fairly lethal.  One must truly focus all mental capacities on remaining upright and conscious.  It was a battle that I won after the Ballz and a Guru ( not a terribly unpleasant energy drink-the name, however is a bit much.)

Once again, a holiday festivity gone awry, mainly due to the presence of alcohol.  Luckily, this time there was no grinding-to my knowledge.